Bender declares City Hall assholes cancer-free zone

I swear I didn't make this one up!

The City Manager's Weekly E-mail said Friday, "A couple of weeks ago, Mayor Bender read a proclamation that declared March as Colorectal Cancer Awareness Month and proclaimed the City of Santa Rosa Council and employees a 'Colon Cancer Free Zone.' " (2/25/05, "Santa Rosa – First Colon Cancer Free Zone in Sonoma County")

Our City Manager is, of course, Jeff Kolin.

His proctologic item also reported, "The Cancer Society gave Mayor Bender Polypman, and he sits in her office to remind all of us that we can prevent this cancer and we need to get educated and screened."

Polypman?

Tune in next week, when Spunky the Squirrel from Rec & Parks meets Polypman ...